Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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