Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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