This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Randomize
