He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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