It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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