i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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