Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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