Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
D3 body, D1 cock
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
