dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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