Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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