She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
