Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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