Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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