I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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