S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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