You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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