I just pynch a tree in the face
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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