Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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