i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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