I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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