in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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