he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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