The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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