): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
