Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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