I think I died a long time ago.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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