the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Operation Purity has been aborted
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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