His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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