i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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