Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
handjob tips. give me some.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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