you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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