yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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