she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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