I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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