need another drink. this is the easiest way
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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