No stitches, just platelets and will power
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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