Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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