you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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