Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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