i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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