The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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