He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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