we're blogging at a bar
Don't make out with my wife yet
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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