he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Ketchup is God's man juice
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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