I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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