3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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