Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
