I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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