You work out of a Hotel?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
His hands were made for my vagina.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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