i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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