I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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