im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
