the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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